What did you do last night?

I went to a basketball game. It had lots of things there. Lots of people. And there was a red guy and a monkey. But the red guy was sick [this apparently explains why he would occasionally leave the court area to go back to the locker rooms]. The monkey came out, and the monkey had a drum. Monkeys don't usually have drums, so he doesn't need a drum. Monkeys don't need houses either.

I like shaking their hands. And then they gave me the video! If I go back to another game, I'll tell a joke to them. I'll tell them the story of "The Grapes." Grapes are a fruit. There once was three grapes. And they went over a hill. And then they slipped. And then they blop-blip-blooped. And then someone crunched them. And then they slapped them. And then they licked them. The End.