So you want to write a poem?

The applesauce man...
He had so much applesauce on his head.
But then he dove right into a pond,
And then he mixed up in the water,
And then a lightbulb came in the water,
And then the knuffels [stuffed animals] fell in the pot.
And then they put a toy,
And they threw it in the bush
Where the President was.

And then a boom-belly came,
And he threw all the things in the water,
And they all went "blauw!" [blue]
And then came a chocolate factory
And it sucked out your brains.
Oscar Pereiro threw his bike right in the pond,
And then he threw a ramp with his headphones
And a ball on his head and a phone on his head,
So he had so many things on his head.
They splashed right back into the water.

The End.